I hope there is still a leaf or two hanging on the trees when Jeff comes up for Thanksgiving.
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While we were in the Smokies this raccon visited our chalet each night and dined on the contents of our garbage cans. Jennie watched him one evening, she said he was expert at getting the lids off the garbage cans. He could unlatch and pop the top off a can, all in one quick motion.
With the Stalker family there he was not getting much in the way of scraps, so Jennie tried feeding him some graham crackers.
Popaw and Homer had been bragging all week about what good shots they were and what good coon dogs they had. Homer would point his finger like a gun and say “Bang, thump, (Varmit hitting the ground after each shot) Bang, thump, that’s how it’s going to be.”